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  2. starkpower:

    ‘be my friend’ i whisper as i continue to reblog yet another post from you

    (Source: clintbarttons, via riverknowshisname)

     

  3. So we were sitting in class today

    margaretthemagicdragon:

    and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

    "What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

    And the whole class just went

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    and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

    (via riverknowshisname)

     
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  5. unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    tellthemwhoiwillbe:

    While you wait for the waiter, 

    in that moment

    do you not become the waiter

    this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

    (Source: samwizegamgee, via tardis-locked-in-impala)

     

  6. sucysucyfivedolla:

    like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!” 

    nobody fuckin does that. nobody

    it’s more along the lines of

    do you want an abortion or do you want to die

    do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week

    do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support

    do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby

    (via tardis-locked-in-impala)

     

  7. supsass:

    can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

    (via swiftiepotterwho221b)

     

  8. cyberunfamous:

    I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

    (Source: cyberunfamous, via swiftiepotterwho221b)

     

  9. jerkidiot:

    wlovepierce:

    jerkidiot:

    sonnyforpresident:

    jerkidiot:

    jerkidiot:

    IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

    REBELLION

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    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

    YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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    STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

    NO

    (via stilinstilinski)

     

    1. me at 4am: who am i
     
  10. wonderali:

    curious-wiccan:

    Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

    I need a Norwegian forest cat.

    (via tardis-locked-in-impala)

     

  11. sjmoriarty:

    one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

    (via themedusa-cascade)

     
  12. s-p-o-o-k-y-n-o-i-r:

    studythesnow:

    rjmckinnon:

    frostedsammy:

    i don’t normally post porn sorry 

    I do, and this is much better.

    The pen is mightier than the penis

    Holy
    Fuck

    (Source: tinsoftware, via tardis-locked-in-impala)

     
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  14. kylajaykay:

    mamayuuma:

    "what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
    my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

    i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

    (Source: iiiarclight, via tardis-locked-in-impala)